Deuce Bigalow: I Don’t Want No Gigolo
"The most worthless piece of pointless filth on the modern movie screen."
— Audrey Rock-Richardson, TOOELE TRANSCRIPT-BULLETIN (UTAH)
"…mean-spirited and sophomoric sexual slapstick with all the trivial charm of a sloppy hickey on the neck…an extended dirty joke looking for perverse praise and attention"
— Frank Ochieng, MOVIE EYE
An extended dirty joke lookng for perverse praise and attention…I couldn’t agree more!! Goodness, I can’t believe I even "considered" watching this toilet-humor film. Didn’t even finish the whole thing. I was too disgusted to do so(and besides, a friend of mine, who didn’t feel like joining me in my crazy idea of waching the film, was waiting outside the movie house. Lol!)
It made me laugh,yes but the feeling of disgust that I got which stemmed from a lot(and I do mean a LOT) of the scenes just weren’t worth the merriment. Take for example that scene where Deuce had a date with that impaired lady with a hole in her neck. Stuff were squirting out from that freaky hole and right on to Deuce’s face. And another was on the latter part of the film, wherein a lady having an embedded male organ on her nose(yes..a male sex organ on her nose!) had an accident with that lady-with-a-hole-in-the-neck. What accident? You figure it out! (Should I still wonder if I feel like bile’s rushin up my throat right now?!)
I really don’t know kung anong nakain ko at that time..
What I do know, though is that I’m not..ever again..watching another film with such obscenely nauseating scenes(unless maybe if it’s free..hehehe…)
Want my money back..huhuhu! Should’ve spared it for another film. Hmmph!
Anyway, what’s done is done…no point in crying over spilled milk…
..but still I want my money back..huhuhu…impulsive me! Grrr!
At least now I know better..(but oh, I can’t begin to describe how I would loooove to have my money back..hihihi!! Di masyadong makulit,anoh?!Ok, I’ll stop.*grin*)