Ways to Annoy People in a Computer Laboratory - Part I
I know I should be on a Microsoft Word interface right now instead of this blog arena but I just couldn’t resist sharing some stuff that I read yesterday. This entry’s title would tell you what it’s all about.
I had quite a laugh reading these. Check em out…
Ways to Annoy People in a Computer Laboratory (Part I)
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "NO!!! They’ve found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can’t get the darn thing to work. After he/she’s turned it on, wait 5 minutes,turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
5. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
6. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they’re crazy while typing.
7. Light candles in a circle around your terminal before starting.
8. Every time you press Enter and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
9. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
10. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
11. If you’re sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
12. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
13. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn’t work, get the supervisor.
14. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
15. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
16. Bring a chainsaw, but don’t use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case…" mysteriously.
Hmmm…
I’ll be in the computer lab tomorrow(or later today, rather) with my classmates…
Maybe I should try out a few of these tricks? *evil look* Ahihihi…
I could think of daring to try a few of these except maybe for numbers 6 and 9 and a few others which are too nasty. Hehe!
More to come in the next few entries.
I had quite a laugh reading these. Check em out…
Ways to Annoy People in a Computer Laboratory (Part I)
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "NO!!! They’ve found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can’t get the darn thing to work. After he/she’s turned it on, wait 5 minutes,turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
5. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
6. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they’re crazy while typing.
7. Light candles in a circle around your terminal before starting.
8. Every time you press Enter and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
9. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
10. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
11. If you’re sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
12. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
13. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn’t work, get the supervisor.
14. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
15. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
16. Bring a chainsaw, but don’t use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case…" mysteriously.
Hmmm…
I’ll be in the computer lab tomorrow(or later today, rather) with my classmates…
Maybe I should try out a few of these tricks? *evil look* Ahihihi…
I could think of daring to try a few of these except maybe for numbers 6 and 9 and a few others which are too nasty. Hehe!
More to come in the next few entries.
Source: The Humor Bin